Friday, October 7, 2011

Bongo the baby gorilla

My good-weather luck ran out today. And what a string it was! Eleven straight days of cloudless skies and unseasonable temperatures in the 70s. But temps have crashed 30 degrees and rain now falls steadily.

Before the storm hit, I ventured forth in search of some Hungarian countryside cuisine. At highly recommended Alfoldi Vendeglo in central Pest, I ordered the ropogos libacomb burgonya parolt kaposzta. Maybe I’m just sick of my own cooking, but after the first couple bites I started thinking, let’s play two!


The menu had no translations, but my belly does: roasted goose with warm pickled cabbage and potatoes mashed with onions. Bet I’m close! Dessert was a bouncy, citrusy, unsweetened Hungarian cake made from a stringy cheese. I'm in!


Four thousand calories later, I wandered aimlessly around this Kalvin Ter-area neighborhood, which has lots of retro shops featuring Hungarian-designed stuff. I need to be less intent on seeing things and just stroll. It felt great.


Before the deluge, I also visited the Budapest Zoo, where a baby gorilla named Bongo lives. Don’t think I need to say more.




With that, a list of the world’s 10 greatest-to-crappiest zoos, starting with the best:

1. Pineridge Zoo, south of Grand Bend, Ontario. Renowned for its North American ape exhibit and unparalleled pigeon-and-rabbit enclosure. Sadly, now closed.
2. Apenheul Primate Park, outside Apeldoorn, Netherlands. No cages; just you and the apes. Monkey-proof bags and spray bottles optional.
3. San Diego Zoo. Bonobos galore.
4. Berlin Zoo. Knut.
5. St. Louis Zoo. Beats me; heard it’s swell.
6. Budapest Zoo. Bongo.
7. Every other zoo.
8. Any zoo yet to be built.
9. Reid Park Zoo, Tucson. Where giraffes are fed poisonous oleander leaves and die.
10. Arizona-Snoring Desert Museum. A bromide for insomniacs.

Thursday, October 6, 2011

Budapest: a video

The putsch and shove of a grand capital.



Gil Scott-Heron, 1949-2011

We're not in Kansas any more

She is prayerful and profane. For percussive effect, she bounces a metal bar on the strings of her violin, squeezes turkey basters, shakes rattles, stamps her kitten heels and mouth-clicks like a Kalahari bushman. She speaks in tongues, shouts out questions and frequently appears to have been awakened from a nightmare.

She is Iva Bittova, the Czech Republic’s Yoko Ono, and on Wednesday she performed at Budapest’s riverside Palace of the Arts with longtime collaborator Vladimir Vaclavek.

The Palace of the Arts, just after sunset.


The pair don masks for the playing of "Sto Let."

A fine line exists between the creative free spirit and the spoiled brat who always gets her way. For Bittova, it is a highly strung tightrope. I assume the piece below is original, but it almost sounds like a cover of Steve Reich’s “America Before the War” from his 1988 “Different Trains.” Coincidentally, Reich will be performing in this building in three weeks. Sonny Rollins, too. What a place, this Budapest.

The genius within


Another monumental bike ride, this time deep into the Buda Hills to visit the last Hungarian home of composer and ethnomusicologist Bela Bartok.

To say Hungary punches above its weight musically is an understatement. Composers Kodaly, Bartok, Liszt and Ligeti hail from here. The number of top-flight conductors from this small nation is almost beyond belief: Szell, Ormandy, Dorati, Reiner, Solti.

Bartok chain-smoked, liked to wear sandals and collected bugs, shells and rocks. His work is often described as violent and dissonant. His only opera and ballet, “Bluebeard’s Castle” and “The Miraculous Mandarin,” respectively, are vortexes of bloodlust. Life in an increasingly fascist state will do that to you.

His chamber works, in particular, are infused with the folk music of the countryside. For years Bartok would walk the back roads of Hungary, Transylvania (now Romania) – even Turkey – with a phonograph strapped to his back, recording the music of peasants on wax cylinders. He needs were simple, almost monk-ish. Tobacco seemed to be his only vice. Perhaps the greatest musician of the 20th century, he remains underappreciated, though his Concerto for Orchestra and Piano Concerto No. 3 frequently crop up on radio playlists.

For the 90 minutes I visited, no car or tour bus pulled up. No other visitor came or left. The place is not easy to find, nor does it seem to invite traffic. You must ring a sidewalk bell and state through an intercom your intention to visit.


Once inside, I was given a private tour by Agnes. Recently in Europe I’ve had good fortune getting one-on-one treatment in this regard. It wasn't a tour per se. I was allowed to wander around freely, and any time I leaned forward to look at something, Agnes would describe it to me. For each of my questions she had a ready answer.


A chamber where concerts are still given. A piano trio will perform Mozart and Brahms here on Sunday. I’m thinking about it.


Bartok in youth and middle age. He was a sickly kid. For some reason, that tends to focus one’s energies later in life.


Bartok’s study. He wrote a lot in this room. Like Beethoven, he was a superb pianist. Just six years ago, one of his half-smoked cigarettes was found deep within this instrument.


Yes, he would strap this recording phonograph to his back while walking Central Europe’s muddy, rutted ox paths.


On less strenuous days, a horse-drawn cart did the work.


Folk instruments collected on his travels.


The detritus of a lifetime.


In the bottom right corner of this box is a fork-shaped fountain pen Bartok would dip in ink and use to draw his musical staffs – the five horizontal lines on sheet music that contain notes, rests and other musical symbols.


“Everything I did in life, I did for Hungary,” he wrote. Or something like that.


In the foreground, not a pocket watch, but a pocket metronome. Priceless and highly unusual.

Bartok’s last composition, his Third Piano Concerto. At the bottom right he wrote with portent and emphasis "Vege," or "the end."


Bela Bartok died in New York City in 1945 without two forints to rub together. Fewer than a dozen people attended his funeral.


Bela Bartok Emlekhas
Csalan Utca 29, Buda
10-5 Tuesday-Sunday
Tram 56 north from Moszkva Ter will get you in the neighborhood after seven stops. Good luck with that.
1200 HUF